Two full-bladdered men from Nantucket Found themselves lacking a bucket. In lieu of a loo Said 'That high heel will do,'..
Tony "@PopOffValve BREAKING: Penske brothers claim they were helping a victim of a jellyfish sting. #notreally
NASCAR Wonka "@NASCAR_Wonka And to think that Daytona had so much trouble putting out the jet dryer fire – They should've just found the Penske boys. #NASCAR
nascarcasm "@nascarcasm Jay Penske statement: "I ask you not pass judgment until you've walked a mile in
Dinner Wolf "@CitizenKBA There's so little crime on Nantucket, they don't have real punishments. So at worst, these Penske kids are gonna have to mow someone's lawn.
Jason Graziadei "@JasonGraziadei (this is the journalist that broke the story) One of the women told me Jay Penske yelled at her "you're not white enough" while he was detained at the yacht club in handcuffs
Andy Tiller "@rowdygunslinger THIS JUST IN: Maury Povich has informed Roger Penske that he is "not the father". Al Unser Jr ordered to pay back child support.
Orange Cone "@TheOrangeCone Hearing Jay and Mark are out of the Penske Will since Roger has a strict no tolerance policy for tomfoolery and shenanigans.
jeri campbell "@gobuschboys Hey Roger Penske @KurtBusch & his behavior must be lookin pretty good to ya now with AJ's drugs & ur sons arrested 4 being idiots! Karma lol
Orange Cone "@TheOrangeCone Next season on #NASCARDallas – Mark and Jay Penske organize a break-in at Rancho Hendrick to steal top-secret setup information
nascarcasm "@nascarcasm Do u think Penske will give his sons a 2nd chance? Then again we only know about this b/c of arrest. 3rd, 4th 5th chance ??? SMH
John Lingle "@jdlingle Valid point! RT @nascarcasm If you're a Penske, why break into a yacht club when you can wait a few hours until it opens, then just buy it?
Orange Cone "@TheOrangeCone Tip for Jay Penske: find the lawyer JC France used. #ColdBusted
Nick Yeoman "@NYeoman Jay Penske arrested. Better call Rick Hendrick for advice.
Tony "@PopOffValve It's amazing how many headaches Roger Penske has had thanks to other people's urine lately.
Fat Twins on Mopeds "@fattwins Things we learned 2day: Even in wealthy playgrounds billionaire industrialist scions can't break & enter, elude cops, & pee on girls#penske
nascarcasm "@nascarcasm If you're a Penske, why break into a yacht club when you can just wait a few hours until it opens, then just buy it? #IndyCar
Kelley "@Kezzles Wow. The Penske boys in the whitest arrest ever: break-in at the Nantucket Yacht Club.
Tony "@PopOffValve It's only a matter of time before Jay Penske goes on Sirius XM talking about the diuretic one of his friends slipped him.
Ally "@77Nascargirl242 Papa penske is just having a bad year. Geez! Give the guy a break
Orange Cone "@TheOrangeCone Hearing Jay and Mark are out of the Penske will since Roger has a strict no tolerance policy for tomfoolery and shenanigans.
adam rathe "@adam_rathe What you learn working with Nikki Finke? Jay Penske pisses on woman in Nantucket parking lot.
Daniel Frankel "@dannyfrankel Toldja! It was only a matter of time before Jay Penske and Deadline got into streaming:
J. Johnson Horseshoe "@48Horseshoe Never mess w/ a woman's shoes! "@NASCAR_Wonka The Penskebrothers urinated on a woman's boots? Even Randy Travis thinks that's messed up"
Ed Justice Jr "@EdJusticeJr @penskeracing hasn't been fairing well in the Public Relations dept. recently. 1st Kurt Busch then AJ Almendinger & now the Penske Brothers. Very untypical.
Mark Graham "@unclegrambo I knew Jay Penske was really into auto racing, but had no idea about his fascination with water sports!
TMZ "@TMZ Jay Penske — NASCAR Heir ARRESTED … and It's a Pisser Compiled by Motorsport.com